Most boots are made for walkin'. Zephre's boots ain't that merciful.
Zephre's pulse is measured on the richter scale.
Zephre once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
When Zephre goes to out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but she only eats its soul.
Once a cobra bit Zephre's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Zephre can taste lies.
Staring at Zephre for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized bruises on the face.
Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Zephre is looking for it.
If you can see Zephre, she can see you. If you can't see Zephre you may be only seconds away from death.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a woman, and vanquish evil from the land. That woman is not Zephre, because Zephre killed that woman.
Get your own.